- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

bangers and mash?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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