- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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