- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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