Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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