- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

bangers and mash?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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