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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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