Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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