What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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