- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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