Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

women's rights.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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