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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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