What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Donald Trump

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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