Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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