- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Chick Norris... Enough said

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A pope meets another one

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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