Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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