- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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