- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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