- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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