Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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