what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

read this sentence again.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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