- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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