A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A man did not like this site

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Dwarf Shortage

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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it was all Tagart

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Roses are red.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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