Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What does? 42

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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