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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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