A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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