- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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