- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Once, I went to Peru.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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