What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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