- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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