what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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