- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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