Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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