- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Tony Romo

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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