- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

guess what what that wasnt it

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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