- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Wait! hundred billions!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

your no better than a cockroach

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Take part of what?

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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