- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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