- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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