- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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