- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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