- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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