- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

drugs.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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