- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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