- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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