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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew