There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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