- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

knock knock? come in

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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