What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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