Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Anti Joke

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