2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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