- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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