Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why so serious ?

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

guess what what that wasnt it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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