Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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