- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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