A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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