- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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