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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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