Chick Norris... Enough said

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A pope meets another one

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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