- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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