give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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