- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Neither did she.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Donald Trump

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Cripples are lame.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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