- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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