- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Women.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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