- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What page are you on The gay page.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Take part of what?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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