Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Suck pussy

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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