- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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