- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

NEVER

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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