- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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