Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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