- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Women's rights

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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