- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

NEVER

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Poop

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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