- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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