- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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