- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Women's rights

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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