- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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