- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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