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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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