- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

womens rights

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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