why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Blacks

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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the economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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