- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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