Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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