What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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