- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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