what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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