- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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