- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

drugs.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Killing your friend as a joke.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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