- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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