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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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