A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Corn Muffins

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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