What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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