A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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