What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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FUCK YOU

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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