3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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