- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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