Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Womans baksetball...

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops