- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

your mom.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Ehh

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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