- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Chris is hairy

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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