A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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