- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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