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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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