- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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