Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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