Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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