- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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