What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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