- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Potassium? K.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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