A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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