- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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