- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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