You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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