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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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