How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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