Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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