Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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