What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How you know when dislextic

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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