- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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