What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Actually it was me Josh brown

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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