- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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