- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

whats chinese noodles

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A woman walks into a bar.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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