When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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