- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's blue? The sky.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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