Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Communism hehe xd

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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