Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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