Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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