- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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