In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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