- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

a. why? b. because I wanted

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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