- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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