A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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