Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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