What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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