- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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