Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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