- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's white and black? Color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

cory is gay

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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