- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

roses are red, violets are violet.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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