a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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