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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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