Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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