- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Gay rights.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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