- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

* anti-punchline

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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