- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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