- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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