- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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