Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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