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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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