- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

u know whats a crime? rape

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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