- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A lot eh?

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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