Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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