A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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jews

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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