Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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