Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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