What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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