Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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