- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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why dont they make black forks

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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