- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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