- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

123 f*ck off

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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