What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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