What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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