Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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miha kako si?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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