- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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