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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends