- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Robin, get in the car!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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