- Anti Joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Who wants water? I do.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.