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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

tea with milk?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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