Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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