- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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