- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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