Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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