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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

No your aunties a joke

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

My spelling is horrible

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

it was all Tagart

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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